Would you like some Lube with that Dick?

I always imagine my metaphorical dick is bigger than yours.

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fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

G: I need all of these. And black gloves.

 I see Gellert’s wardrobe as comprising entirely of dark colours, trousers made to accentuate his arse and lengthen his legs, and double-breasted uniform-esque jackets and coats with the occasional poet/pirate-y white shirt thrown in and maybe a waistcoat here and there. And shiny, shiny leather gloves and boots. Gellert is one stylish BAMF.

A: Don’t forget the powder blue bedsocks I’ve knitted him and which he keeps well-hidden in a heavily-warded drawer in the bedroom!

G: We agreed we’d never speak of those! Is it not enough that I occasionally wear them in the winter months?!

Yeaaahhhhhh….

I need these. All of them. The want- overwhelming- omigoshijustreallyneedallofthese.

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    I want to find these and wear the shit out of them If anyone knows where, please tell me
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    Oh man, I wish I had the waistline to pull off that third one. I’d wear the shit out of it.
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    Reason #286 why I need a job: So I can waste money on clothes...would make me dapper as...
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    Give me all of these.
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    I MUST OWN ALL OF THEM!

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